': Just got off work, now it's time to go fishing!

Monday, October 5, 2009

Just got off work, now it's time to go fishing!

Just got home; Kissed the wife, the phone rang, and it was my best friend, Sid! He wants to go fishing. What the hell? GONE FISHING....
I'll be home around 1130 AM. I'll grab a couple hours sleep and get up and watch the canucks kick some Bluejacket BUTT.

My last prediction for the Canucks was a little off. So let's try again.
OK, Canucks 4, Bluejacket 3.
I feel it's the beginning of a streak.
Now, it's time to go fishing.

GONE FISHING

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"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing."

Two basic rules of life are these: (1) change is inevitable and (2) everybody resists change. The only person who likes change is a wet baby

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old

Funny Story

BADBILLY OUT WALKING

Badbilly was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.

"Hey, Badbilly, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"

"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."

"I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff.

"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued,

"We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spread her legs apart and said

'Okay,Badbilly, go to town'.

CHECK IT OUT, IT WON'T KILL YOU!

IT'S ALL ABOUT NOTHING

Joke of the Day

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

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Monday, October 5, 2009